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PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
The Horror Drunx Drinking Game


By
MORTIMER A. LONDON
The Horror Drunx Founder




One drink each time you see Ed Wood Jr.'s name


One drink each time you see Criswell


One drink each time you see stock footage of Bela Lugosi





One drink each time you see Bela Lugosi's body double covering the lower part of his face with a cape


One drink each time you see Vampira


One drink each time you see Tor Johnson


One drink each time you see Tor Johnson make "THE SEA BASS" face.


One drink each time you hear Criswell narrating


One drink each time you ask yourself why a pilot would fly a plane with no hands


One drink each time you ask yourself why a shower curtain, a thermometer, and a cardboard steering wheel is in a pilots cockpit?


One drink each time you see a fake prop tree almost fall over or wobble


One drink each time when you hear Tor Johnson say..."I'm a big boy now, Johnny."


One drink each time you can't understand what the hell Tor Johnson is saying


One drink each time you see flying saucers. Take two drinks if you see strings attached





One drink each time you see Military stock footage


One drink each time you see a fabric covered wall


One drink each time you see a shadow of a crew member


One drink each time you notice it's pitch black out and then it is suddenly broad daylight


One drink each time you ask yourself why a battery operated blinking traffic caution signal is in a space saucer


One drink each time you see the Plan 9 saulte


One drink each time you see Lieutenant Harper uses his gun to scratch himself



BONUS ROUNDS:


If you are drinking alone: Extra bonus shot each time you think 'Vampira, I'd do her!" or "Lugosi was hot when he was younger!"


If you are drinking with a date: If you haven't made your first move by the time the "FLYING SAUCERS OVER HOLLYWOOD" newspaper is seen, you ain't getting any anyways, so you should both have five gulps and not worry about Whisky dick.


Extra bonus shot if after 72 minutes of watching Plan 9 From outer Space, you actually start believing Eros and his whole solaranite theory. You'll need it.